Council to stop stink
September 30, 2009
The Hastings Council has decided to move boldly to stop the stink that has permeated most of Clive in the past several weeks.
While not yet admitting that its shonky Biological Trickling Filter (BTF) sewage plant is the cause of the problem, HDC officials say it’s time to move beyond finger-pointing and provide a solution.
BTF plant [...]
Brendan Webb – Lawrencus Yulus
September 29, 2009
Provincial Governor Lawrencus Yulus* adjusted the thick leather belt around his broadening girth as he gazed out on the Plain of Heretuscany.
He glanced admiringly at his image in the polished coat of arms at the door of his headquarters in Hustings, a city straddling the main road south. Its motto, Urbis Et Ruris Concordia, proclaimed [...]
It’s contagious!
September 29, 2009
Yes, there is a highly contagious viral epidemic in Hawke’s Bay. It attacks your pocketbook, eating away at your hard-earned income.
As if Councils spending your money (and borrowing profligately against the piggybanks of your children and grandchildren) wasn’t unhealthy enough, the spending virus has now infected Unison, your powerlines company.
Most BayBuzz readers know by now [...]
John Key scores “10″ on Letterman
September 26, 2009
In the remote event that you haven’t caught up with it yet, here’s the video of John Key’s appearance on the David Letterman show (you might have to endure a commercial first).
I’d score his performance a “10″ … not so much for John Key, he’s not a “natural” as a comedian, but definitely for New [...]
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