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BUSted

09 June 2014

The council has muffed it again! But can you guess what I’m referring to? Is it the art deco buses, the huge losses constantly made by the Aquarium and Splash Planet, the MTG fiasco, inefficiencies at Napier Port, the Ruataniwha…

Paul Paynter09 June 2014

Vegetarianism… Swimming Against the Current

01 April 2014

Recently I’ve been reading the rants of militant vego’s. While wildly inflammatory, I love the intellectual and moral confrontation. And I confess they’ve driven me from ‘light vegetarian’ to a much higher level of adherence. Whether it’s killing giraffes or…

Paul Paynter01 April 2014

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Devo-education

17 January 2014

As a boy I was briefly captivated by this band called Devo. I thought they were cool, much like I thought birthday parties and robots were cool. It turns out Devo weren’t cool. They wore silly costumes that were a…

Paul Paynter17 January 2014

I’m Running Scared

02 September 2013

The Ruataniwha dam scheme is a brilliant idea. Whoever first started pushing it is a visionary of the highest order. The food industry in New Zealand has two major competitive advantages internationally – a mild climate and abundant water. Hawke’s…

Paul Paynter02 September 2013

Out, Damned Spot

09 May 2013

Half of the world will die! That’s roughly what Reverend Thomas Malthus predicted some 200 years ago in his Essay on the Principle of Population. Malthus thought war or pestilence would decimate the population from time to time, and if…

Paul Paynter09 May 2013

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Beware of Witches

05 March 2013

A coven of witches has risen. They practise their dark arts and expound their beliefs in broad daylight. Check over the fence and you are sure to find a fervent believer in witchcraft, with her crystals jangling and her incense…

Paul Paynter05 March 2013

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Eileen

30 December 2012

Behind the bright, inquisitive eyes is Eileen Wing. She is a minority of a minority – Chinese and somewhere beyond her 90th year. She is the stereotypical Chinese nonagenarian: fit, diminutive and eternally youthful. Her teeth are her own and…

Paul Paynter30 December 2012

Cursed by a name

07 September 2012

My son is head down and ready to enter this world. We are ready with bassinette, breast pump and bottle of Bollinger. There’s just one thing we haven’t sorted out… “We need a name,” my bowling ball-esque beauty berates. “All…

Paul Paynter07 September 2012